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The hurt of a disappointing meal

Each and everyday everyone and anyone hurts gets dealt a heart crushing blow getting fired pregnancy scare a weird itch you cant explain your student loan coming out early finding out your wife is cheating i can go on about being hurt in every shape and form possible but one that can ruin your whole mood whole day your happy attitude is washed away like sand in a wave at the beach a punch right in the throat is the sensation of being served a god awful meal . My god theirs nothing worse then when you have a real good hunger going you go out for what you believe is going to be a great meal the hope is high you are telling yourself this is going to epic this going to make me feel better im going to get so much work done after this the hope in my life will be restored . You order the meal you are sitting there in excitement just like when you were a kid all giddy like a nerdy chubby boy getting winked at by a even nerdier chubby girl in the hallway in between classes while getting slightly turned and bust into a mild sweat(my own personal experience) you see that server walk by you do a 360 hoping it yours and its not !Then that magical moment when that plate or bowl is dropped on the table and the overwhelming feeling of fuck yes im going to enjoy the hell out of this . The napkin is already rolled out and you start into the meal then the room goes dark the sun hides out all hope fades and you come to the realization you are eating an awful meal not even bad just plain down awful and you telling yourself no no no maybe its just this bite or this side of the sandwich so you try the other side and its the exact same you feel your heart break like you getting dumped the insides of you stomach turns the feeling of hopelessness fills you like a car getting filled up at the gas station anger sets in confusion is running ram-pit then you ask yourself who in their right mind would serve this are they fucking high have they just given up the server comes by and ask how is everything and you dont feel like ruining this poor servers day with the rant you have prepared in your head you ask for the bill and a takeout box and go on your marry way on the way out respectfully tell them how bad the meal was and go home and lay in bed and think how this one meal ruined your day then blog about hahahaha


I have recently have had 2 really bad experiences at 2 separate restaurants and this is the rant combined hope you enjoy follow us on Facebook Instagram twitter youtube and on all podcast platforms thank you !!! Lets discuss #chef #blogger #youtube #podcast #blog #food #follow #follow4follow

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