Daily post is now starting with everyday with #fuckinfluencers !! Soooooo Im pretty sure at this point we are all aware of the show King of the hill. Especially now with the flood of Hank Hill memes everyone and there sister relating to them with probably no clue what king of the hill really is . Example one
A little brief history of king of the hill for you non enlightened folks .
King Of The Hill is a animated sitcom that premiered on fox January 12th 1997 . It follows Hank the every man of middle class texas americano he is assiant manager at strickland propane married to his wife peggy substitute teacher of the year spanish teacher very white bread on the surface and there son Bobby short chubby middle shcooler okay doesnt seem like much to start off with right . The outline on the show sounds very moundane right someone drops thats to you most people are like big deal i can literally watch my neighbours and see the same thing. That being said its so much more the supporting characters and the plot of alot of episodes was way before its time.
Reason im writing this is because king of the hill has been on ALOT lately and seeing some the social issues they were addressing in the 90s and 2000s are literally taking place right now maybe its the way texas of always dealing with things alot of it is what jerk offs influencers and pretty much any person that gets offended by anything the whole supporting cast is tremendous the interactions and the way they live are too much to funny and out of this world let me break down the supporting cast to you.
Hank lives right beside his highschool friends and there kin well only one let me start off with the great and powerful Dale .
Dale Alvin Gribble is hanks long time friend he is a one of many things is a Exterminator gun club president bounty hunter hooters waiter the smoking bandit teacher basket enthusiast teacher and overall probably the biggest conspiracy theorist in the world .. FRom mole people to aliens to government control everything and anything that is a conspiracy hes on it way before you 4chan hacks . He is married to Nancy and has a son joseph which on appearance along you can tell it is not his kid nancy has been having a long time affair with her massage therapist John Red Corn . Everyone knows expect for Dale himself which is kinda heartbreaking because its like a on going joke thru out the show . I dont have enough hilarious things to write about this stud so check out this video
For full context im just giving the smallest details of the show and i hope you enjoy it for yourself . im just sheding light on a show you should be watching and the best bits of the show I enjoy!!!
The next is the embodiment of myself in the show Bill Dauterive. The barber for the armed forces scicnce expreiemnt so depressed he cant even blink the cuck of cucks the sap of saps creeping out the creepers and all above sweetheart.
Bill prior to joining the army was a football stud in shape had everything going for him then decided to be a guinea pig for army expreiments. Then after a horrible divorce from his wife Lorraine his life went down the pipes and for the worst now you feel bad for laughing at his antics . Even to the point of dressing like her and acting like her
Please check out all the videos on this guy it doesnt stop with the endless pity filled laughter you see with this character .
And to finish off this alertness of the show is my personal favorite Buck Strickland
Hank idolizes his boss at strickland propane this drunk womanizer bar owner sleeze bag as hank calls him the truest american he has ever met . Every scene this guy is in is nothing short of magical to is outrageous beliefs gun tooting americano is just the best there wont be a dry eye in the room when this lunatic is on . for a guy that hank praises he does next to nothing puts hank on every task from driving his women around working at the car wash his illegal food truck and every other thing he doesn't want to do ..
Then hands down one of favorite characters in all of television . Cotton Hill
Just youtube the best of this man just how miserable and crazy he is is to much for words just enjoy it ..
And for now enjoy stay milky
-Mikey Harte
